It’s been a while since I ruined everyone’s morning with bad puns, so lets get some puns going on here. Derek Carr might be the younger, less Super Bowl champion’d Carr brother, but only for now. Derek Carr is a man of many talents, and few people know that he could have been anything. Here are some of the things Carr could have been!
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- All my passes float down here
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Clik here to view. - That’s not a lane I’d want to be in. Or is it? Meow
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Clik here to view. - Carr would make a great door to a creepy carnival funhouse
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Clik here to view. - Carr always enjoyed the trumpet sections
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Clik here to view. - Sack Fresh
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Clik here to view. - He gets great parking but hates tall people
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Clik here to view. - He’d never shut up about his new personal bests on facebook
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Clik here to view. - Here’s one for all you NERDS out there
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Clik here to view. - The Ferguson Cop Carr comes with a tank
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Clik here to view. - Apparently my idea of Luxury = Pimp
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Clik here to view. - It would take decades to finally see him, despite everyone wanting him for years now
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Clik here to view. - Can you imagine Derek Carr as a sports player? CRAZY RIGHT?
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Clik here to view. - I did this whole dumb post just so I could make this joke, I hope you’re happy
Now that everyone is just a little bit dumber, enjoy the rest of your day
