It’s been a while since I ruined everyone’s morning with bad puns, so lets get some puns going on here. Derek Carr might be the younger, less Super Bowl champion’d Carr brother, but only for now. Derek Carr is a man of many talents, and few people know that he could have been anything. Here are some of the things Carr could have been!
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- All my passes float down here
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- That’s not a lane I’d want to be in. Or is it? Meow
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- Carr would make a great door to a creepy carnival funhouse
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- Carr always enjoyed the trumpet sections
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- Sack Fresh
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- He gets great parking but hates tall people
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- He’d never shut up about his new personal bests on facebook
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- Here’s one for all you NERDS out there
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- The Ferguson Cop Carr comes with a tank
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- Apparently my idea of Luxury = Pimp
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- It would take decades to finally see him, despite everyone wanting him for years now
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- Can you imagine Derek Carr as a sports player? CRAZY RIGHT?
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- I did this whole dumb post just so I could make this joke, I hope you’re happy
Now that everyone is just a little bit dumber, enjoy the rest of your day